Thursday, July 30, 2009

High School Poetry

I was looking through a file of my high school English assignments and found a poem that I had written.


GIRLS ARE LIKE PARKING SPACES
Girls are like parking spaces,
all the good ones are gone.
You must search and search for the one that fits your car best.
However, if you wait too long,
all the good ones will be gone leaving you with one that is wrong.
If she is perfect let your car stay there and don't look around cause soon as you leave your
spot will be stolen in a Christmas shopping rush.
If you feel left out cause everyone else is already parked,
don't rush into the first one you see and suddenly find yourself in something without a spark.
Now many will say, "what is one compared to another, as long as they don't bicker?"
I say, "they don't have my handicap sticker!"
Kendall Laws
10th Grade
Not exactly the most romantic 'love poem' but isn't life great when you are able to find an available handicap parking stall? Nothing makes you more angry than to see some 'pimped out rice grinder' of a car, with no sticker, parked in a perfectly good handicap stall.... Think about the imagery :). Anyways just wanted to share this.... masterpiece. ENJOY